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This service is a charitable act designed to alleviate anxiety and suicidal thoughts for John Ralph Tuccitto, who is bipolar and seeks connection with others. Your engagement and respectful reading are highly appreciated. The author, with a background in user experience design and authoring books and websites related to bipolarism, aims to promote understanding and support mental health.
John, how does listening to your work benefit you?
This response was modified by ChatGPT:
As a non-academic teacher, when someone reads my work out loud, it helps channel my conscience through their real-time processing of my bipolar logic. I share my intrusive thoughts openly to expose them to light. Moreover, listening to my own words being read is a thrill, like looking into a mirror and appreciating what I see. Content acts as a mirror for me.
My Original response:
I'm am a non-academic teacher. When someone else reads my work out loud to me, it channels my conscience through their real-time processing of my bipolar logic. I'm transparent with my intrusive thoughts to expose them to light. I wager there's one benefit to my isolation is that my thoughts are deeply exclusive. This increases the likelihood of my thoughts of expanding comprehension into intrusive thoughts. Plus vanity is vane. It's a straight up thrill to listen to my own words being read out loud. Like looking into a mirror and liking what I see. Content is my mirror.
How much will I be paid for reading your work?
This response was modified by ChatGPT:
For every minute you spend reading my work out loud, I will pay you $20 CAD. This incentive is to acknowledge the value of your time and attention. As an author, I understand that publishing books doesn't often generate income, especially for lesser-known individuals. This initiative aims to prioritize mental health over profit.
My Original response:
That's right. I will time you once you begin reading. Once you begin a new minute, I owe you $20 CAD. Why you might ask? Incentive. I'm an author, and the truth is you don't make money publishing books (if you're a nobody). If anything you have to pay people to tolerate your work. Profit isn't my goal, good mental health is. If I didn't spend my money this way I would be wasting it on buying junk off of eBay. Why not pay others to be a unified squad of non-academic psychologists? I'm a non-academic teacher who appreciates how your attention alleviates my anxiety and suicidal thoughts. I may cry tears of relief. You may cry for different reasons.
How long are the texts?
Response:
120 to 250 words.
Example: Herds make short work of patriots
If I paid patriots to run amuck, would that embolden them to work for free when their conscience gets the better of them? Does love for country require tax? Don't you love your country? Fight for free with correct beliefs. Who's correct? The majority? That's like asking a cow how he like's his steak? Shouldn't the cow be meat? Shouldn't the cow accept their gift is theirs to give with or without tax. Cows are not in it for the money. Money is useless to a cow. Is the cow correct? Is it a correct belief money is useless to cows? I would say so. What's my point? Herds make short work of patriots.
Example: Herds make short work of patriots
If I paid patriots to run amuck, would that embolden them to work for free when their conscience gets the better of them? Does love for country require tax? Don't you love your country? Fight for free with correct beliefs. Who's correct? The majority? That's like asking a cow how he like's his steak? Shouldn't the cow be meat? Shouldn't the cow accept their gift is theirs to give with or without tax. Cows are not in it for the money. Money is useless to a cow. Is the cow correct? Is it a correct belief money is useless to cows? I would say so. What's my point? Herds make short work of patriots.
Can you read the text for me if I'm too shy to read out loud?
This response was modified by ChatGPT:
Certainly! If you prefer, I can read the text for you. However, please note that the rate for my reading is $10 CAD per minute, not $20 CAD.
My Original response:
Sure thing. I can read the text for you. Just so you're aware I only give $10 per minute if I read it, not $20.
Is this a scam?
This response was modified by ChatGPT:
This service is genuine, and my intention is to connect with others and improve mental health. I take mental health seriously as someone who is bipolar and seeks connections. If you have any doubts about my sincerity, you are free to leave. Remember, this is a charitable act, and I sacrifice my privacy to help others think differently. Respect my truth with harmless amusement, and let's foster a positive environment.
My Original response:
I'm just trying to build good reputations with good people. I take mental health very seriously. I am bipolar so I'm desperate to connect with others. How much so? I haven't met a bipolar person in the wild since 2015. In my experience it's easier to mend burnt bridges than make new friends. I hope I can change that because I have not been successful. Cringe is not attractive. That said if you are not convinced I am being genuine you are free to leave. This is a charitable act; the charity of sparing me your concerns. Laugh at me amongst your friends, but be charitable and leave me alone. This is a charitable act sacrificing my privacy to help others think differently.
Wait. That doesn't make sense. Instead, befriend or hire people who naturally think differently. Why? The people who think differently can't be normal. Maintain your normality because the future is not on your side. Break-ups, marriage, kids, jobs, lust, ambitions, illness and death all contribute to "different" thinking. Each of the items I've just listed interrupt your sanity with problems that need solutions. Those solutions come in time with diligence. I mean, if you value "different" thinking, I may give you a reason to maintain your normality. I think that's equally valuable. That's your choice. I don't believe in choice. Everything is scripted. There is no such thing as spontaneity or the emotions that ensue. I have severe beliefs that prove God is plausible. I'm not a Christian. I go to Christian church, but I have my own beliefs. I'm not an evangelist, I just clear my conscience in front of people.
So no this is not a scam.
Wait. That doesn't make sense. Instead, befriend or hire people who naturally think differently. Why? The people who think differently can't be normal. Maintain your normality because the future is not on your side. Break-ups, marriage, kids, jobs, lust, ambitions, illness and death all contribute to "different" thinking. Each of the items I've just listed interrupt your sanity with problems that need solutions. Those solutions come in time with diligence. I mean, if you value "different" thinking, I may give you a reason to maintain your normality. I think that's equally valuable. That's your choice. I don't believe in choice. Everything is scripted. There is no such thing as spontaneity or the emotions that ensue. I have severe beliefs that prove God is plausible. I'm not a Christian. I go to Christian church, but I have my own beliefs. I'm not an evangelist, I just clear my conscience in front of people.
So no this is not a scam.
To participate in the paid reading service, please fill out the form below. Kindly note the terms and conditions mentioned.
Terms and Conditions
Starting Procedure: Before anyone starts reading, I, John Ralph Tuccitto, must agree to this exercise. Without my agreement, no payment is owed.
Rate: The rate for reading my work out loud is $20 CAD per minute for you, the reader. If I read my work, the rate is $10 CAD per minute. Minute must crossover into a new minute to increase payment. 1 to 59+ seconds is not eligible for an increase in payment.
Minimum Payment: You are guaranteed a minimum payment for one minute's worth of reading. Payment varies based on who is reading.
Burden of Performance: I will assess the performance, and if I determine that it is unacceptable for any reason, I may stop the exercise. However, you will be paid for the time you have already spent reading.
Limited Resources: Please note that I have limited resources, as I am on disability. If this service becomes viral, I will only be able to fulfill a limited number of exercises per month.
Offensive Material: If my work offends you, you may stop at any time. You will be paid for the time you have already spent reading.
Eligibility: This exercise is open to Bipolar Canadian residents only. PayPal is not available. Email money transfers can be arranged, or physical bills can be handed over if the text is read aloud in person.
Forfeit Lawsuit: By submitting this form, you relinquish all avenues and instruments of the law to sue me or anyone else associated with me.
Rate: The rate for reading my work out loud is $20 CAD per minute for you, the reader. If I read my work, the rate is $10 CAD per minute. Minute must crossover into a new minute to increase payment. 1 to 59+ seconds is not eligible for an increase in payment.
Minimum Payment: You are guaranteed a minimum payment for one minute's worth of reading. Payment varies based on who is reading.
Burden of Performance: I will assess the performance, and if I determine that it is unacceptable for any reason, I may stop the exercise. However, you will be paid for the time you have already spent reading.
Limited Resources: Please note that I have limited resources, as I am on disability. If this service becomes viral, I will only be able to fulfill a limited number of exercises per month.
Offensive Material: If my work offends you, you may stop at any time. You will be paid for the time you have already spent reading.
Eligibility: This exercise is open to Bipolar Canadian residents only. PayPal is not available. Email money transfers can be arranged, or physical bills can be handed over if the text is read aloud in person.
Forfeit Lawsuit: By submitting this form, you relinquish all avenues and instruments of the law to sue me or anyone else associated with me.
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