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Indoor soccer is finished

3/7/2026

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I'll be wearing this for a while.  I've worn my 667 sweater every game.  One day the brainrot will give way to critical thinking.  Maybe they'll remember me someday.  But I'm focused on the future doing soccer clinics for anyone interested in data, diligence & patience.

Cheers to the parents.  Cheers to the team.  I like running practicies.  I like preparing for war.
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Game Room is Back (with compromises)

1/23/2026

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I found out that the NES outputs to both RF and RCA simulataneously.  So now the PC monitor works with the array but only for the NES.  The Intellivision, Atari 2600 Jr, Sega Master System are only connected to 3 TVs.  It took a while to figure this out.  Grok says I need a demodulator to connect RF to RCA.  Modulators connect RCA to RF.  Plenty of those online but not what I needed.  When one comes available I will install it so all the retro consoles drive with the green monochrome display.
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South Korean Sega Master System controller made by Samsung

11/22/2025

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This is another grail I'm purchased for a good price.  This found its way on eBay costing as much as $500 CAD.  But the price dropped to $150 CAD so I snatched it up.  The d-pad feels really good.  I haven't tried it out yet but I'm in no rush.  My affection for SMS has fizzled.  The games are just too hard to enjoy.  It's a great system and there's tons of accessories to collect.  The Korean SMS console this belongs to last time I saw (on eBay) was listed for $2k.  But when I saw the controller I said to myself that is the perfect SMS controller.  So I have it.  
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UPDATED: I'm coaching my son's indoor soccer team.

11/9/2025

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Long story short, the organizer desperately needed a parent to volunteer to coach my son's soccer team.  I relunctantly raised my hand knowing I was probably the most qualified.  I immediately started to plan my strategy to make sure my team has fun by improving their skill.  I'm going to give this to the parents to set the tone moving forward.  

It's indoor soccer so there's an echo.  Right away I knew shouting was out of the question.  So I'm just going to focus on cycling in everyone.  But I'll drill basics before every game.  Mainly passing.  I'm going to encourage the team to memorize everyone's names so they can move the ball around the clumps of opposition dive bombing the ball.

I hope I do a good job.
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Office update

7/7/2025

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Analogue Anger

7/7/2025

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Gamer Geisha

7/3/2025

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Gamers are artisans bemoaning the cost of their Zen. Gamer’s creativity hinges on anointing developers as “holy” for their good user experience; ironically with second-hand sales preventing said developers from recouping costs. All the low hanging fruit (i.e., Pacman, Tetris, Super Mario Bros, Doom, & Fruit Ninja) are gone; we left it behind because companies innovated to UPGRADE gamer’s expectations.

But that costs more money for shareholder’s return on investment. This affair falls victim to “consumer rights” ...but gamers buy games to make content about how expensive and ineffective they are. Gamer’s Zen entitles addicts to live beyond their means acquiring nostalgic Zen. To have that clout to review and garner sympathy from other broke people that resonate with the content. Because gamer’s expectations soared but their paycheques didn’t. As adults, boredom inverted this dynamic of perpetual consumption of opposite goals.
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This resulted in microtransactions, and predatory gamification. Gamers ruined the gaming industry with their broken excuses like “I don’t have the money.” by John Ralph Tuccitto (no AI was used to write this)
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Testimony of Tetris

2/19/2025

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Tetris (Gameboy)
 
Filling gaps and constructing lines the width of the playfield.  Doing so creates breathing room as the tetrominoes trickle down from the top of the screen.  Tetrominoes can be shifted side to side with the D-pad or rotated using the two buttons.  Can be enjoyed by novice and advanced gamers.  Perfect gateway into the gaming hobby.  Tetris can be played head-to-head if 2nd player has a Gameboy, a copy of Tetris and a link cable.  Head-to-head handicaps the other as Tetris’ are scored.  Tetris equals 4-line sweep in one move, completed by the “long-bar.”  Tetris is a timeless treasure for the holidays.  Try it.


​Dr. Mario (Gameboy)
 
Dr. Mario is a novel evolution of the Tetris genre.  The play field is dotted with viruses occupying a single unit clumped together based on the level of difficulty you choose.  Unlike Tetris, Dr. Mario’s colours MUST be matched with four units arranged vertically or horizontally.  I call this phenomenon an “antidote.”  The antidote comes in the form of pills two-units-wide falling from the top (which can be rotated using the buttons).  Each pill is either uniformly filled or a variation of colours.  Stacking pills requires one to compromise as the variations often don’t match its resting place.  When four or more units are combined form an antidote to destroy the underlying virus.  The ancillary effect targets freshly orphaned units in free-fall.  The unit will fall potentially blocking your progress with miss-matches that must be cleared.  However, if the free-falling units manages to complete an antidote, bonus points are awarded accompanied by an audible cue.  Pausing the game hides the play field.  Take your time.  TIP: when setting up a game make sure you set the free-fall speed to “slow.”  A methodical approach expands the scope for fun.  Two-player mode is available if the second player has a Gameboy, copy of Dr. Mario and a link cable.  Your progress handicaps your opponent’s play.  Dr. Mario is debatably better than Tetris but have both in your collection. 
 
 
 
Tetris Attack (Gameboy)
 
Tetris Attack has the pieces float into the playfield (from below) like a lazy river.  The apparatus you control is two units wide which can only swap units horizontally BUT... not vertically.  This handicap can be frustrating at first.  Units are cleared by three or more of a matching suit oriented vertically and/or horizontally.   Like Dr. Mario, when orphaned blocks free fall it MAY complete a matching suit below; this event awards the player BONUS points signalled by an audible cue.  The right button toggles the horizontal-switching-mechanism, and the left button speeds UP the ascent of the playfield to elevate the challenge.  When the units reach the top of the playfield the game is over.  In the event the matching suit consists of 4 or more units, the ascent of the pieces is temporarily stalled; potentially offering you an advantage.  Versus mode is available requiring the second player to have a Gameboy, copy of Tetris Attack and a link cable.


​Yoshi (Gameboy)
 
The playfield has Mario situated at the bottom holding above his head two platters at a time: four total.  Two (of four) recognizable suits trickle randomly from the top of the playfield where the player shuffles Mario sideways, matching each suit’s resting place.  Suits that follow are stacked upon each other.  Matching suits disappear from the play field.  Like Tetris Attack the mechanism players control is two units wide and can only swap the contents of Mario’s platters horizontally.  Suits that don’t match, must be guided onto empty platters or player must be forced to compromise their progress.  The taller the stack, the less time player has to maneuver because of the shorter free-fall distance.  Occasionally half an egg enters the playfield.  Should you be able to stack mismatched suits in-between the top and bottom halves of an egg the stack will collapse into an animation of a baby Yoshi bursting from the fully formed egg.  However, when a stack of mismatched sprites reaches the top, the game is over.  Two player mode is available.


​Money Idol Exchanger (Gameboy)
 
The game has you matching units by number as they march from top to bottom while you swap and consolidate them to stay ahead.  The mechanism you control shuffles horizontally to fire & suck units in a straight line.  Swapping units from side to side is essential to dive deeper into the playfield to disappear as many units as possible before the stalactites touch the bottom, ending the game.
 
Here's the breakdown of the groups:
 
Five (or more) UNITS labelled “1” equals one “5” unit
Five (or more) UNITS labelled “10” equals one “50” unit
Two (or more) UNITS labelled “50” equals one “one-hundred” unit
Five (or more) UNITS labelled “100” equals one “500” unit
Two (or more) UNITS labelled “500” disappears from the play field, gifting player 1000 points.
 
Matches can happen within sequential channels AND horizontal clumps so long as they are touching, no diagonals allowed.  Denominations upon collapse fall upward potentially triggering a chain reaction consolidating more units above.  It’s one of those games you must watch to truly understand. 
 
Tip: In the Title screen select “OPTION” then toggle the “CPU LEVEL” to “EASY” because the challenge is very intense which may be too off-putting for casual gamers. 
 

​Wordtris: If Tetris and Scrabble had a love child. 
 
The playfield is divided horizontally by a resting place 9 units long.  Words 3 through 9-units-long can be scored both vertically & horizontally.  Words within words will be scored excluding plurals.  As letters trickle down, it can be guided side to side INTO an empty spot.  Should you stack letters, its lowest letter will penetrate BELOW the shaded divide, 4 units deep.  Once your basement is established, now it will be a stubborn foundation for stacking ABOVE the shaded divide, to make maneuvering letters MORE difficult.  Mystery letters are typically a curse, so stack them in an empty spot or a “junk” pile (wherever they form).  However, occasionally a falling bomb can remove one (or more) stubborn letters.  Like Dr. Mario, Tetris Attack & Money Idol Exchanger...orphaned units can match vertically AND horizontally as they shuffle.  After each stage is complete you continue with the same board.  Points are scored based on difficulty of your completed words.  If the going gets tough, pause the game.  Unlike the other games I’ve reviewed, this game does NOT...hide the playfield.  When you pause...you can take your time analyzing your next move.  That’s clever.  “Game Over” lists all the words you’ve created from 3 letter words to 9; total words created along with final score.  TIP: Play on “children’s mode” to boost your confidence if word games are not your thing.  Wordtris is wicked fun.  Buy it.


​Klustar (for the Gameboy Colour)
 
Klustar is the radical derivative of the Tetris genre.  You start out in the middle of an empty arena as a rotating node ONE unit-squared.  One-at-a-time tetrominoes slip into frame from one of four sides.  You maneuver the node to collide with the tetromino.  Klustar 1-to-1 gamified critical thinking.  Missed pieces will rest on the far-side edges of the arena, deleting free space for proper movement.  Instead of lines, you’re trying to assemble groupings at least 4-by-4 units squared.  Larger groupings will net more points. Orphaned units can match vertically AND horizontally as they collapse inward towards the node.  Your node acts as a “free space.”  As time wears on, the perimeter of the playfield will resemble a claustrophobic arena creeping inward deleting free space, reducing play to inches in all directions.  The game ends when the node touches all four sides of the play field.  Multiplayer available.

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Office Prank

1/30/2025

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Vintage Setup (no cable TV)

11/18/2024

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Between 2007 and 2012 I lived in a condo on downtown harbourfront in Toronto.  I bought this very TV which has a DVI-D output which was rare.  At the time I had an intel-based mid 2000's 15" MacBook Pro that I bought off my colleague.  Tha Mac doesn't work anymore but this mid-2012 13" MacBook Air has taken its place.  I used to stream everything from Chrome whether it was YouTube, Justin.tv, gametrailers.com or TV shows and movies I downloaded.  The cable was a tripping hazzard but we made due.  This is an offline computer so outside of preserving project files its just part of the nostalgia.  

My wife's 11" MacBook Air is sitting to the left.  We used that Mac during COVID times when school was online.  I had a great dual monitor setup with external mic.  Go to the link below to see the setup.

​youtu.be/PqzjHRDLEIU (opens new window)
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"Gamers are artisans bemoaning the cost of their Zen."  John Ralph Tuccitto

7/24/2024

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Vintage Science

7/23/2024

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Zac gave me a thumbs up!
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Three's Company

7/14/2024

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2024 Game Room and Office Update!!!

6/20/2024

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Cost of Zen

5/31/2024

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“Nostalgia triggers optimism within temptation to acquire generational idols like Nintendo.  Patience is the muse of sleep because dreams are an unconscious reality to murder humility without control.  Italian’s know a thing about creating generational idols.  Look at Rome.  It humbles generations of cowardly artisans.
 
Gamers are artisans bemoaning the costs of their Zen.”
 
John Ralph Tuccitto (May 31st @11:47am) 

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Analysis by ChatGPT4'oh
Translation for an 11-year-old

When you think about happy memories from the past, it makes you feel good and positive, even when you really want to have or follow famous things like Nintendo that many people admire. Being patient helps you fall asleep because when you dream, it's like living in a real world where you might do things without thinking about being humble, and you can't always control what happens. Italians have a rich history of creating famous things, like the city of Rome, which makes them understand what it means to create things that many people admire. This history can make some modern artists feel less important and less brave. Gamers, or people who play video games, are like skilled workers who complain about how hard it is to find peace and calm.
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This way, the quote is simplified and explained in a way that is easy for an 11-year-old to understand.
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‘Portal of Tenacity’ by John Ralph Tuccitto (113 words)

5/30/2024

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​Goals solve the jigsaw of open gaps.  Either way, what does the open gap represent?  Open gaps in any context muddies the status with its presence.  Do you want to be outnumbered by teammates, or competition?  Underdogs are the portal to tenacity.  Should THAT tenacity consistently benefit you, penetrate the competition with THAT version of luck.  “I want control!” or “I don’t want control, but others depend on me.”  Live a genuine life splitting hairs between faith and luck.  What’s the difference?  God’s our gap, and Jesus died for our genuine self.  Is it luck faith saved?  Earth is NOT heaven.  If your luck prioritizes what doesn’t matter...luck alone damns with EARTHLY riches.
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Translated by ChatGPT4o
 
Setting goals helps fill in the missing pieces in our lives, like solving a puzzle. But what do these missing pieces mean? Gaps, or missing pieces, can make things unclear.

Would you rather have more friends on your team or more competitors? Sometimes, being the underdog, or the one who seems less likely to win, makes you stronger and more determined. If this determination helps you, you can beat the competition with a bit of luck.
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Sometimes we want to be in control, or we don’t want control but still have people who depend on us. We should live honestly, balancing between believing in something (faith) and luck. What's the difference? God fills our gaps, and Jesus died so we can be our true selves. Is it luck that faith saved us? Earth is not the same as heaven. If you focus on things that don’t really matter, luck can lead you to care only about money and riches, which is not good.
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Goals solve the jigsaw of open gaps

5/29/2024

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​When a LONER gains control of the ball, he is outnumbered.  As a team, we win and lose together.  You let your teammates down when you give up BEFORE the whistle.  Competition teaches to overcome humility with character.
 
By finding the open gap...we help our team retain control.  Once a TEAMMATE has control, he is outnumbered by TEAMMATES.  Goals solve the jigsaw of open gaps.  That’s soccer. 
 
Thank You.
 
Coach John
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80's Action Heroes Tournament Fighter (Concept)

5/5/2024

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I was taking a dump and this idea hit me.  Think of the movie 'Expendables' in video game form.  Imagine a Mortal Kombat style side-scrolling tournament fighter where our favourite action stars are playable characters.  Comment down below who you would like to see in the game:  Here's my list of actors and changeable skins:

-Sylvester Stallone (Rambo 1-4, Cobra, Expendables 1-3)
-Arnold Schwarzenegger (Predator, Commando, Terminator 1-2)
-Jean-Claude Van Damme (Bloodsport, StreetFighter, Lionheart)
-Kurt Russel (Escape from New York, Big Trouble in Little China)
-Bruce Willis (Die Hard, The Fith Element)
-Jackie Chan (Rush Hour, Rumble in the Bronx)
-Bruce Lee (Enter the Dragon)

Imagine the combinations!  T800 versus Rambo on the roof of Nakatomi Tower.  

Who did I miss?  Comment down below.
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Nintendo is a generational airloom.

5/3/2024

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Ad I created for a client  (2000s)

4/24/2024

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My first portfolio website landing page (Seneca@York, 2000)

4/24/2024

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Me just screwing around in PhotoShop.
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Old Portfolio (2000's Corel and PhotoShop)

4/24/2024

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I resurrected my original Windows XP PC and I opened up some of my favourite project files.  This computer will be offline with nothing leaving or going.  FYI, because I'm not sticking a USB drive in this thing, I had to take photos of the illustrations off of a monitor screen.  The quality isn't as good as it could be but you get the idea.
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Learn to Earn (Space Judo)

4/22/2024

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He shall be known as "NERD."

4/20/2024

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Nostalgia lives in our fantasies.
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Gotcha!

4/18/2024

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My daughter FINALLY gets nostalgia.
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How do you feel that the VCR's dead?

>Uh, that is sad, that we can't watch other movies.

Which movies were you miss watching on the VHS?

>I don't remember what they're called.

Okay, point them out. Go in there and point them out. Careful.

>Um... Beetlejuice? Little monsters. Dark crystal. Goonies. Hold on. I gotta put this back. Oh, man, blood sport.

A blood sport. That' right.

>And tremors, and... Where is it? Aliens.

Right there.

>What? Oh, yeah, alien, right here. Where's the second alien movie?

It is, up there.

>Too bad I couldn't watch it.

Aw, I can get them on iTunes.

>Really?

Yeah.

>Oh.

I can get... I just... You got the VHS experience.

>Yeah, so I could... I could have gotten better quality movies all this time.

Yes.
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