The Fast and the Furious: The Review

TRANSCRIPT

Paul Walker lives on through a franchise that encouraged his death with the sensation of speed.  That reality twists in the turbulence of fantasy.  Fast and the furious is a fantasy movie, with cars in it.  This is Robin Hood…God this is stupid.


Just…you’re a 18 wheeler, just smash your way through —oh that’s cool how the car goes under the trailer.


This movie is crapola!  I love crapola.


Vin Deisel…bad ass.


The 2000’s cheeze is off the charts!


Paul Walker is a young blonde haired blue eyed John Travolta.


OMG THE CHEEEEEEEESE!!!!  It’s greater than the 80’s and 90’s combined.  I can’t watch this!  I’m too old for this shit.  Brother-in-law…this is a great movie, I remember it.  In time I made fun of it just to fit in with the hype of hate.  I don’t need to watch the movie to know it’s good.  Why waste my time telling you what you already know.  Watch it again.  Fuckin Ja Rule is in this.  The cringe is confused for nostalgia worth remembering with lived youth.


The drag race is iconic.  Gave me chills.


NOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This movie has the “N* word.


“The internet killed privacy.  Why lie?”  Dom “The class of Bravado…”


Come for the cars, but stay for the Bravado.


So the cops fear the truckers will retaliate.  But it’s not explained what holds the truckers back in the first place?  The trucks grossly outweigh the tactics of the thieves.  That doesn’t jive.  Either the script writer knows something we don’t about truckers, or it’s protecting the truckers by implying their duty to protect the load keeps them out of jail.  The truckers are ex-cons just trying to survive outside of prison.  They’ve paid their debts, and crave new beginnings.  But the thieves threaten the ex-con’s livelihood.  The cops are afraid these reformed citizens (who know how to kill) can avoid conflict.  That’s the crux of this movie.  No matter how hard you try, the cringe of bravado is lost on the lost.

"When society is a jail, escape the cops behind bars."  John Ralph Tuccitto