Seinfeld Finale: The Review

TRANSCRIPT

​Seinfeld dies in a car crash
 
Seinfeld’s father greets him in a time machine to revisit the alternative paths to every relationship that would have been if you committed.
 
Drug addict
 
Happy families
 
Different countries
 
Happier, sadder,
 
Ellaine, Kramer and George all have families and hang out together, and Jerry is the estranged friend with no family himself to relate to marriage.
 
Everything.
 
Bring back all the characters but the alternative outcome will play out for Jerry
 
Seinfeld’s dad says “any outcome you wish to join begins the multiverse of outcomes.”  Forever, searching for the perfect outcome, your inability to commit, keeps you empty.”
 
Does this mean there’s a God? 
 
“If you love emptiness, you hate digestion.”
 
What?
 
“Eat love, and digest it with your lack of commitment to the outcomes that bother you.”
 
POOF!
 
Jery could leave and the remaining cast could all have families, with kid characters to cast in a Seinfeld, Larry David universe. 
 
Rebrand the show, Seinfeld?