Debbie does Dallas: The Review

5/27/2024

5/27/2024 02:44:07 pm

Fell out of my chair with that "PRIEST PORN" comment!

The review overall was logical to some extent but appeared to denigrate/disparage/be-little the intellect of discerning connoisseurs of the fine art of copulation utilizing the wide variety of nooks, crannys and orifices that can be utilized using a variety of body parts, not excluding fingers and toes, the tongue ofcourse, the pointy nose, the penis when erectile dysfunction has not set in, etc. etc.

At the time the move in question was made, anal penentration was not displayed in detail and when crudely filmed in European movies in Italian porn very often showed the penetrating penis covered with fecal matter on the outward stroke.

Just as Linda Lovelace popularized deep oral sex in the late 70s, it was Hyapatia Lee (a delectably delicious lady of Irish and Cherokee descent) who displayed the first detailed anal penentration that actually displayed the absolutely clean and gorgeously oyster-pink anal opening in the mid 80s. The director in that movie (the name escapes me) took great pains to show the anal penentration in detail, instructing the late great Johnny Wadd (John C. Holmes - August 8, 1944 – March 13, 1988) to withdraw completely after every out stroke, thereby leaving that tentalizingly pink opening open enough for the camera to peer deep inside like a colonoscopy device.

Sex and porn should never be looked down upon by either sex. So many women all over the world have watched the incredible Ron Jeremy (aka "The Hedgehog") with his 11 inch weapon and masterbated themselves raw using everything from cucumbers, carrots and in extreme cases, even aubergines when dildos were deemed completely inadequate in comparison!

I would sum up by stating that Debbie Does Dallas is a primary example of the "story-line" based porn film (then called a "blue movie") which persisted from the early 70s well into the mid-to-late 80s. After that time, the porn populous decided that the corniness of some of the "story-lines" were getting to be unbareable and wanted to get to the "wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am" bit right away. The porn gurus recognized the trend and acted rapidly to change to direct action which when erect penis in hand ready to get to work, was a huge relief for many!

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5/27/2024 02:48:47 pm

That's quite the insight you have. Thanks for commenting.

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