The Menu: The Review

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1. Torpedo cheeks taunts male with jaded surrender.
2. John Leguiziamo!!!
3. Interactive menu?
4. Foodies have a fetish for lacerated slop.
5. Immoral feast.
6. Mount of morons.
7. Culinary cult of bacteria.
8. RED FLAG!  Shit, surrendering sucks.
9. “Relish my genius as a tall toll guarding your stomach.”
10. Syrupy song brushes her back with instructions.
11. The sea marinates tongues.
12. Judith Light?!?!?!
13. Hair-trigger irritation sculpts expectations.
14. Nuh’uh!
15. Cheff vs. Chic.
16. Fuck yeah!!!
17. Denying reality with delusions outrunning live grenades.
18. Checked out. 
19. The Chef wants to traumatize with/through “shit-producing” comfort.   
20. Good ol’Johnny to the rescue.
21. I call bullshit.
22. Food is the pallet of lies.

 
When the cook blew his brains out, that should have been THE pinnacle execution of violence in the film, not the amuse bouche.  This is why I wasn’t interested in the movie trailer: what happened to the thrill of finesse?  Why must it leave?    Ralph Fiennes is the definition of superb.