If I were to teach in Ridgemont High in 1982 like Mr. Hand or Mr. Vargas, it’s just a case of the preaching pawns. There are plenty of life lessons in this movie, about immaturity. I want to review this movie as if I was the rejected actor the director replaced me with “Mr. Hand” played by Ray Walston. My favourite character in the movie. The director’s feedback said my audition for the part…wasn’t “marketable.”
What would MY speech have been should I had replaced Mr. Hand in the movie? What if Mr. Spicoli was MY student who always shows up late. What would I say to straighten him up once and for all?! So glad you can join us Mr. Spicoli… HA! Your tardiness reminds me of the good ol’days when Government prioritized borders. Our vanity cherishes self like a fishing lure attracting the entitled intolerance of those who prioritize effortless attention of immature boys and girls. Nothing to lose with spiritual jihad right Mr. Spicoli? Your reward is 72 virgins if you “man up” for Allah. Maybe your sperm is a locust’s seed (like Mohammad instructs us to purify the white devil with intolerance). Locusts don’t break sharia law Mr. Spicoli because indulging in foreign charities expands Allah’s reach. The white devil teases Islamic men with gang-rape mentality. Jinn infect Islamic men with “kosher” conquest. HOW psychotic...to derive pleasure from trains. Sharmuta! What happens Mr. Spicoli WHEN we cherry pick based on looks alone? Pussy fever is like MAGIC on steroids. Pussy is pussy whether HE/SHE’s a 10 or 2. Lions aren’t blind; they see how pathetic pussy fever is (in women); how female 2’s prioritize male 10’s effortless attention independently of intelligence, nurturing and personality. All 10's and 2's can offer to eachother is free sex. 2’s think their pussy is magic ON STERIODS and infects feministic intelligence, nurturing and personality with masculinely jaded life lessons. HA! Pussy is pussy Mr. Spicoli, but I doubt you have first hand knowledge of that. I cure my own cancer with charity. Mr. Spicoli my charity is to spend my day smartening YOU up. Allah demands it. I’m very stubborn with my chances Mr. Spicoli. I’m searching for your STUBBORN cure. Mr. Spicoli, I’ve got it. You know what you are…you’re a lion of the sharks. In review Mr. Spicoli…Fast Times at Ridgemont High...acknowledges the lions that serve their country with their local genetics, while government marries single moms through crooked judges. Diversity conquers the whiteman with pawn's pussy. Mr. Spicoli you are a traitor to your country because you reject your responsibilities. Spreading seed without responsibility is exactly what a rapist does. Lions rape pawns with Allah’s genetics. Rape charges are just a rejection away from being filed. Well, what do you have to say for yourself Mr. Spicoli? “All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.” Allah will purify the white devil with corrective-rape. Oh man Phoebe Cates tits are NICE...case closed. It’s like I saw the future or something. Best movie ever! Fast Times at Ridgemont high. My name is Mr. Tuccitto. I am a preaching pawn, and I hang-out with the lion of sharks. Lions-Liver is an anchor in the storm of immutable flaw. Vices keep our whit’s relevant so long as they don’t annoy lambs. Now...I’m annoyed by this lion because he’s a Malaka. I grew up with Greeks. I’m a lion’s pawn that documents meat eaters. It’s no wonder lions like fast times, because youth set for them some unrealistic expectations thanks to the magic of pawn’s pussy. That teacher was trying to set Spicoli straight. What did Spicoli say? “All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.” Spicoli was a lion deemed fit to fuck sharks. This is my review. The case of pawn’s pussy. "When society is a jail, escape the cops behind bars." John Ralph Tuccitto
I would like your take on the original GI Joe the movie. Why did it appeal as a child and does its message of good versus evil still hold up. "Principles fund war. Retreat funds principles. Call of duty ain’t free."John Ralph Tuccitto
My 5 year old son is watching the movie along with me. This movie entertains children and adults. Here's the appeal I see that is communicated through G.I. Joe The Movie: "Principles fund war. Retreat funds principles. Call of duty ain't free." Duty is the locomotion of control. Good and Evil want control. The grey area lies within one's duty to sway control (i.e.; when Cobra Commander turn-coats). Cobra didn't see the light of good, he or it, saw sway. The character's duty to country or domination are thanks to sway by force. When good grows, evil eats. See for yourself. Watch it (again). Hope this answers your question Dan. Cheers. I would have liked to see the desperation of a losing vote would have succinctly disected the protangonist to call his reasonable doubt into question; potentially hanging the jury.
The matrix is a cinematic bible that connects the network of love with a blind obedience to a simulation that channels fields of energy shepherded by AI.
"Satan is transparent with lies because you see them coming. But the consequence of knowledge replaces faith with cosmology." John Ralph Tuccitto From now on, I review all my friend's favourite movies. D.S. requested me to review this movie. Enjoy. |
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