“Training Baboons”
by John Ralph Tuccitto (Friday May 17th, 2024)
 
You want to teach a baboon to be a good citizen?  Live and die on your reputation learning from mistakes.  Imagine the libtards who would CHERISH...the virtue of entertaining erectile-baboonery?  Imagine the protests...
 
>2, 4, 6, 8, PRIMATE-PRIMATE-PRIMATE!
 
“Listen here monkey...”
 
>uhm-ACTUALLY I identify as a baboon actually.
 
“Shaddap!  No one cares-sit down...for FUCK sakes!  Learn from mistakes until progress is stable.  That might mean a good chance of a criminal record, because you have to evolve beyond your impulsive, entitled-intolerance to match the class of bravado.  Italians aren’t afraid of being racist.  What’s the worst I could expect from a sophisticated race?  Why would YOU be PETRIFIED of being publicly canceled?  Who’s being offended by an impulsively stunted entitled-intolerance that relies on reactions to their cultural diversity by being emotionally absent of reason.  You understand...chimp?”
 
>Yes Mr. Tuccitto Sir.
 
If you think I’m referring to black people, please...share YOUR truth publicly WITHOUT betraying your conscience the width of a cunt-hair.  I’m a straight, white, man.  That explanation is made redundant BY the way I think critically in a way AI never will.  Never?!  AI will think of humanity as chimps dreaming of participation trophies.  Men don’t forgive their biology when it falls short in front of attractive “entities.”  That’s why you need the class of bravado to avoid the traps of somatic musings.  Attention is a crutch to a grossly stunted intelligence, nurturing and personality.  If attention sickens you BECAUSE of the way you look, I feel badly for you.
 
1: You learned to need attention from creepily stunted intelligence, nurturing and personalities that make you vomit. 
2: You resent your beauty because creeps make us sick of what we can’t change.
 
Communism is a temporary drip quenching the thirst of the few.  When people with nothing, will relocate their lives to pay taxes in YOUR country and grow the population?  Immigration secures government salary.   I’m going to die in Canada.  I love my country.  My parents were immigrants, and their house is bigger than mine.  Genetically, I’m Sicilian-Calabrese.  When your culture is dope, it loses its slave name.  Do “Baboons” want to shame humans with “specie’ism?”  Think of the zoos...want to set lions free on society because you don’t want to offend the predators?  Silverback gorillas need to be hired as CEO’s to appease the majority of humanity’s impulsive, entitled-intolerances being shamed into extinction by political BABOONS.  I’m referring to liberal white women.  Straight, white, liberal women are political baboons.
 
There is win or lose.  You give your all and learn from mistakes until progress is stable (again).  If you want to be a grandfather, prioritize parenting by delivering results (again).  Think of me as a narrow cross-section between Joe Pesci, and Robin Williams.  That’s the gambit of bravado and comedy. 
 
If you don’t understand what John Ralph Tuccitto just wrote, read the analysis of ChatGPT4’oh below.
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​‘Perfection ain’t Pretty’ by John Ralph Tuccitto
Friday May 3rd 2024 @2:20pm EST
 
 
When do instincts get in the way of insight?  What’s an instinct?  I would say an instinct is an action inspired by circumstances that threaten survival.  What happens when survival is about “saving face?”  Health takes a backseat to pride.  Pride is insight beyond our stubborn instincts projecting (insincere) optimism.  As a leader...optics drive many to follow or mutiny.  Always moving forward to save face allows pride to project (insincere) optimism to direct a group’s focus on what matters more.  Sometimes what matters more sacrifices YOUR survival; so long as others benefit from YOUR sacrifice.
 
Perfection ain’t pretty. 
 
Superheroes are driven by pride to sacrifice their health to save others.  Real heroes survive war.  Why?  Demons only die when YOU are dead.  So long as you live, demons will humble you with vices (like kryptonite).  Don’t love kryptonite because it rejects your sacrifice by being ungrateful to you.  Kryptonite is both a cunt and an asshole connected to a sore throat.  The shit-talk blesses a girl’s effortless attention with back-handed compliments.  Is your father an asshole?  Fragility is pride casting (insincere) optimism.  That ain’t pretty...
 
 
ChatGPT
ChatGPT
Alright, let's explain the main idea of this article in a way that a 5-year-old might understand:
Imagine superheroes and why they do brave things. Superheroes sometimes get hurt because they want to save other people, and that's a bit like someone having a toy that can make them feel bad (like kryptonite for Superman), but they still keep it because sometimes it helps them do good things. The article talks about how sometimes people try to look perfect or always right, and that can make them ignore important things like taking care of themselves. It's not always pretty when people try to be perfect because they might miss out on important things like health and being kind. So, even superheroes have to be careful and remember what's really important!

 

​AI will replace Modelling?  
By John Ralph Tuccitto (Thursday May 2nd, 2024 @6:38am EST)
 
Yes.  Why?  Because the backfiring-curse of the entitled-intolerance’s effortless attention prioritizes independently of intelligence, nurturing, and personality can be accessibly simulated digitally without being accused as a “CREEP!”  You think YOU...are a muse, and what comes naturally to you (without effort) makes you money?  Forever?  AI will replace HUMAN flaws with the designer’s WARPED concepts of perfection humans CANNOT compete with.  Don’t believe me?  You are a lightning rod for one-way emotional affairs.  You don’t think clothing designers wouldn’t love to design flesh to INCREASE or decrease this phenomenon?  Brought to you by D.A.R.P.A.  I’m a damned good father.  Why?  Because I’m SUPPORTING human models for my research into how my patriarchy successfully deciphers reality from a father’s timeless point of view palatably for my growing children and students.  I’m my kid’s Google, YouTube, Twitter.  No Insta or TikTok.  Why?  Because Insta and TikTok pervert your privacy consisting of “entitled-intolerance’s EFFORTLESS attention as it prioritizes independently of intelligence, nurturing, and personality.”  I’m testing my philosophy by hiring a Swiss model across the world...to react to my patriarchy in 90 seconds or less.
 
My name is Professor T, to you “Miss Swiss.”  I pay you to be imposed.  I pay you to react to my patriarchy with exclusive access to a man that believes his IQ is 667.  I believe it poetically because Satan’s IQ is...666.  BUT!  Humans are “taller” than Satan.  But, Satan is tall enough to boost us over the point of no return (that evil defines for us with lies):
 
You might think to yourself,
 
“What I deserve is based on what I can’t control without sexually teasing strangers into one-way emotional affairs that loyally support my lifestyle emotionally, and financially.” 
 
Guess what...I, John Ralph Tuccitto am THE Muse.  On November 28th, 2014. I experienced psychosis.  What’s that?  Imagine beyond YOUR worst fears I realized OUR good nature keeps us emotionally crippled with triggering; ignorant to what we’re TRULY capable of when coerced by secret sin.  Accept that to avoid handing your autonomy to the deviant gene within (at least what you know or suspect) that attaches “CREEPY” energy to one-way emotional affairs you (don’t) like.  The (non-sexual) emotional affair is creepy because it reminds the biological daughter of her biological father’s EXCLUSIVE protection.  “ But...that’s not sexy.”  EXACTLY!  That’s why sex is EXCLUSIVELY...for making babies.  That’s it.  It’s not worth the disease, fatherless children, or death associated with it.
 
I’m the muse of models: A Sardonic Poet.  Help me raise my daughter by giving a shit about anyone or thing that supports an ideal you may covet with your rapidly aging physical appearance.  Learn to cook with pure nutrition and be exclusive to your family in all forms.  My daughter is a model (in my eyes).  Her father (me) is a “ROLE” model.  My role is to decipher reality with timeless philosophy exclusively for my (blood) family.  You got to be honest with yourself before it’s illegal to ACT... on what you truly accept about yourself.  That’s what psychosis taught me after 9 years of introspection.  I’ve published three books and four websites.  I’m a non-academic professor looking for a student.  I pay you because I’m not licensed.  I believe the outreach I enjoy is worth the price of my mental health.  Once my daughter is old enough to understand me, I don’t need students. 
 
 
ChatGPT
ChatGPT
The writer, John, talks about how sometimes when people pay a lot of attention to models (people who show clothes and products), it’s not really because they know them or because the models are being smart or kind. Instead, it’s just because the models look interesting or eye-catching. John believes that this kind of attention isn’t always fair or nice because it doesn’t care about the person’s real qualities.
John also mentions that using AI, or artificial intelligence, could change this. Since AI can create images of models, people wouldn’t have to worry about being unfair to real humans. AI models can look perfect and attract attention without involving real feelings or problems. This means businesses can use AI without the worry that people might think they are being creepy or unfair for paying too much attention to human models.
John thinks AI is better for this job because it can help avoid situations where people might feel uncomfortable or judged just because they are looking at or enjoying the pictures.