Vanity clears Conscience

Why?  Expressing vanity communicates a selfishness that taxes friends.  That's why I offer to pay you $20 CAD a minute for reading this.  This I feel balances out my conscience by compensating others with money.  This is my therapy.  It feels really weird and egotistical, I admit.  Sue me.  That's what I need to fight anxiety and suicide.  I think that's a noble request for you to accept.  I'm willing to pay for your time spent wisely.  I am wise but non-academic.  That's not self-sabotage to admit that because I don't have to tailor MY conduct that affects governing body's reputation.

I say what I think is true.  Academics get fired for that.  How can you trust professionals?  I don't.  I have no choice.  Partisans make the truth political with their vanity.  Pay attention to me.  Pay me what I'm worth.  It's an ugliness I accept.  If fame is the open door, contracts are the deadbolt.  It's a business.  How much longevity do you have to appreciate fame or privacy when people grow bored of you; before you're ready to move on.  Basically, if your conscience gets the better of you, ignore it.  I'm happy to pay.  Don't take my happiness away.  Thanks.  Your patience is appreciated.

​Here's your $20.