Album #2
Matador Grifter
Published Friday Feb 7th, 2025
Full Album (15m 15s)
Explicit language and adult themes
Explicit language and adult themes
1. Canadians are coddled cunts! (2min 13sec)
Between Accountability
By John Ralph Tuccitto (Feb 3rd, 2025)
Is an ambivalent connection presenting BOTH visceral intrigue & disgust, rocking our equilibrium from innocence. What’s the denial? Embrace the DISGUST openly, embrace the INTRIGUE privately. I pray I’m disgusting. It’ll irritate my resolve to care. I was out, but you orbiters... pulled me back in. I was going to replace you with a local cat shelter and pet cats all day. I endeavour to disgust my orbiters. I dwell in “Temu” California (i.e., Canada). A delusional utopia fueled by cowardice thanks to YEARS of American coddling. I thought diversity is our strength guys? I bet if Biden demanded Canada close its borders the FUCKING BORDER WOULD BE CLOSED. Political Trypophobia, is a God-given fracture perceiving innocence “between... accountability.” The choice is HOW we sin (through our “visceral” gene), NOT how we win. See? You agree with me BECAUSE you stay silent. Visceral disgust warrants attack, but visceral intrigue warrants silence. If I’m boring, you have better things to do. I’m not a humanist. WOW, I’m so diverse. Does it make sense now that diversity divides? Viscosity NOT diversity. You can’t drown a fish but you can starve a fork with excuses.
Capiche?
By John Ralph Tuccitto (Feb 3rd, 2025)
Is an ambivalent connection presenting BOTH visceral intrigue & disgust, rocking our equilibrium from innocence. What’s the denial? Embrace the DISGUST openly, embrace the INTRIGUE privately. I pray I’m disgusting. It’ll irritate my resolve to care. I was out, but you orbiters... pulled me back in. I was going to replace you with a local cat shelter and pet cats all day. I endeavour to disgust my orbiters. I dwell in “Temu” California (i.e., Canada). A delusional utopia fueled by cowardice thanks to YEARS of American coddling. I thought diversity is our strength guys? I bet if Biden demanded Canada close its borders the FUCKING BORDER WOULD BE CLOSED. Political Trypophobia, is a God-given fracture perceiving innocence “between... accountability.” The choice is HOW we sin (through our “visceral” gene), NOT how we win. See? You agree with me BECAUSE you stay silent. Visceral disgust warrants attack, but visceral intrigue warrants silence. If I’m boring, you have better things to do. I’m not a humanist. WOW, I’m so diverse. Does it make sense now that diversity divides? Viscosity NOT diversity. You can’t drown a fish but you can starve a fork with excuses.
Capiche?
2. Canada chooses cringe on cue (2min 46sec)
Cringe on Cue
By John Ralph Tuccitto (Feb 4th, 2025)
Since when did TAX... become a shortcut to heaven? Marketing! Laugh dummies...laughing is cringe on cue. >Huh?!< Laugh if you disagree, dummy.
Tariffs are just a Contard carbon tax because they mandate selfishness through SLIM majorities. Trump held Canada accountable (with tariffs) after decades of coddling Canada to the tune of 100’s of billions of dollars. Our Canada’s military suffers from MALE periods. Do you see why I’m ashamed of my country?
For Canada, the “reimbursement” comes by way of marketing TAXES... for polluting companies...that literally fuel our sanctity. >Ouroboros.< So, they hide the increase of living through the placebo effect of a “donations” that doesn’t make MY enemy’s ends meet. Political war. Activists have deep pockets, but SHALLOW comprehension of marketing taxes. Hence Canada’s cringe not securing the border, but to match tariffs to INCREASE with Tariffs AND Carbon Tax is the cost of living. Canadians are shitty neighbours.
Contards like tariffs, and Libtards like carbon taxes. You catch my drift? The imposition of self-conscience is entitled to the masses. That’s like saying... I care so much about myself...others should PAY for NOT being ME. Capiche? You ARE a tax, exchanging debt for death. Laughing is cringe on cue. Do comedians often laugh at their own jokes? Because making people laugh...is a futile gift. Futile? Can THEY help it? No, they’re whores. Can YOU help it? Well...are you laughing at me? You are oblivious to the irony that fuels my intelligence.
All I see are hags and hacks that aged out long ago. >pause< >place thumb< I’m not a humanist. >I’m a Jester. < >TAP<
By John Ralph Tuccitto (Feb 4th, 2025)
Since when did TAX... become a shortcut to heaven? Marketing! Laugh dummies...laughing is cringe on cue. >Huh?!< Laugh if you disagree, dummy.
Tariffs are just a Contard carbon tax because they mandate selfishness through SLIM majorities. Trump held Canada accountable (with tariffs) after decades of coddling Canada to the tune of 100’s of billions of dollars. Our Canada’s military suffers from MALE periods. Do you see why I’m ashamed of my country?
For Canada, the “reimbursement” comes by way of marketing TAXES... for polluting companies...that literally fuel our sanctity. >Ouroboros.< So, they hide the increase of living through the placebo effect of a “donations” that doesn’t make MY enemy’s ends meet. Political war. Activists have deep pockets, but SHALLOW comprehension of marketing taxes. Hence Canada’s cringe not securing the border, but to match tariffs to INCREASE with Tariffs AND Carbon Tax is the cost of living. Canadians are shitty neighbours.
Contards like tariffs, and Libtards like carbon taxes. You catch my drift? The imposition of self-conscience is entitled to the masses. That’s like saying... I care so much about myself...others should PAY for NOT being ME. Capiche? You ARE a tax, exchanging debt for death. Laughing is cringe on cue. Do comedians often laugh at their own jokes? Because making people laugh...is a futile gift. Futile? Can THEY help it? No, they’re whores. Can YOU help it? Well...are you laughing at me? You are oblivious to the irony that fuels my intelligence.
All I see are hags and hacks that aged out long ago. >pause< >place thumb< I’m not a humanist. >I’m a Jester. < >TAP<
3. Matador Grifter (55 sec)
Curiosity is the prison of facts
By John Ralph Tuccitto (Feb 5th, 2025)
Curiosity is the prison, facts FEAR prison; it’s a moral GRIFT that is NOT infallible, but facts are only accepted by Satanic certainty. If curiosity was a prison of facts, fact is now the prison, and we accept law with (un)certainty. Because we live between the mechanism of accountability: grinder. No...not the app...
I’m not a humanist, I’m a Jester.
By John Ralph Tuccitto (Feb 5th, 2025)
Curiosity is the prison, facts FEAR prison; it’s a moral GRIFT that is NOT infallible, but facts are only accepted by Satanic certainty. If curiosity was a prison of facts, fact is now the prison, and we accept law with (un)certainty. Because we live between the mechanism of accountability: grinder. No...not the app...
I’m not a humanist, I’m a Jester.
4. America’s Neighbour (3min 42sec)
America’s Neighbour
By John Ralph Tuccitto
Offend everyone, unite the offended. When I experienced psychosis in November 2014, I left the material plane. I experienced a perspective that could swallow the earth. Like an astronaut, you’re privy to reality beyond the trivial race to discredit contrarians-eurekas. As a form of therapy, I documented my recovery for a decade with 9 books and 4 websites. YouTube, Patreon, and X. Ironically, the longer I live, that relief gifted by my GROSS accountability is the perfect evidence... to discredit with what people are afraid to accept about my truth. Do I know everything? I ain’t Jesus, I’m just a matador grifter. The question is do my metaphysical assumptions ring true on earth? Is that transparent connection much appreciated??? FUCK NO. With johnralphtuccitto.com I own the SOURCE of my narrative. Word to the wise, register a .com or .ca domain under your full legal name. AI is a scary place. My official email is [email protected] because I like email chains.
Phishing outpaces security. Sometimes it’s good to be a narcissist. Can you imagine a bad actor registering YOUR full name as a .com domain and published on CNN. I’m prepared for that. Is that a novel tip? I’m bipolar. I’m Italian-Canadian but the buck stops with the typical Canadian archetype: libtards. Canada is “Temu” California. Psychosis damaged me for life, and the only cure is accepting the worse that I am before it manifests as crime (through rejection of self). I’m a non-academic self-made doctorate of psychosis. Credentials are nothing without results. Test me. I don’t charge because I will never monetize my mental illness. Look at Elvis, look at Amy Winehouse, Alexander McQueen. They monetized their mental illness. I have a family, and the good fortune of being on long term disability. True wealth is living within your means. I’m not a humanist...I’m a jester. To my orbiters...live with yourself. THAT makes us even. If you can’t do that, you’re begging for a distraction. I think pedophiles should fight for their country, only they must run into battle dressed as a glow-in-the-dark bullseye. Enemies will target enemies, not soldiers. Hoo’up!
By John Ralph Tuccitto
Offend everyone, unite the offended. When I experienced psychosis in November 2014, I left the material plane. I experienced a perspective that could swallow the earth. Like an astronaut, you’re privy to reality beyond the trivial race to discredit contrarians-eurekas. As a form of therapy, I documented my recovery for a decade with 9 books and 4 websites. YouTube, Patreon, and X. Ironically, the longer I live, that relief gifted by my GROSS accountability is the perfect evidence... to discredit with what people are afraid to accept about my truth. Do I know everything? I ain’t Jesus, I’m just a matador grifter. The question is do my metaphysical assumptions ring true on earth? Is that transparent connection much appreciated??? FUCK NO. With johnralphtuccitto.com I own the SOURCE of my narrative. Word to the wise, register a .com or .ca domain under your full legal name. AI is a scary place. My official email is [email protected] because I like email chains.
Phishing outpaces security. Sometimes it’s good to be a narcissist. Can you imagine a bad actor registering YOUR full name as a .com domain and published on CNN. I’m prepared for that. Is that a novel tip? I’m bipolar. I’m Italian-Canadian but the buck stops with the typical Canadian archetype: libtards. Canada is “Temu” California. Psychosis damaged me for life, and the only cure is accepting the worse that I am before it manifests as crime (through rejection of self). I’m a non-academic self-made doctorate of psychosis. Credentials are nothing without results. Test me. I don’t charge because I will never monetize my mental illness. Look at Elvis, look at Amy Winehouse, Alexander McQueen. They monetized their mental illness. I have a family, and the good fortune of being on long term disability. True wealth is living within your means. I’m not a humanist...I’m a jester. To my orbiters...live with yourself. THAT makes us even. If you can’t do that, you’re begging for a distraction. I think pedophiles should fight for their country, only they must run into battle dressed as a glow-in-the-dark bullseye. Enemies will target enemies, not soldiers. Hoo’up!
5. Northern Charm (6min 19sec)
Northern Charm
By John Ralph Tuccitto
Politics, Culture & Economics are factors that unite bonds under the banner of what’s occurring as I take you seriously. There’s winners and losers. Deals are a subjective front because one’s wants are confused for needs. Why? Needs are poisoned by delusions and conspiracies robbing political, cultural & economic enemies their sanity with constant wants (i.e., involuntary consumption). Living within means discards “wants.” What-do-we- want? COMRADERY. When-do-we-want-it? When it’s too late. What makes sense secures needs with comradery. Canada and America are on the same team, but it’s been an “exhibition” of tariff conflicts. Material is measured through “will” and “resources.” America’s will...is to dominate. Canada’s will is to bite the hand that wipes their ass. Why? Canadians (like California) resent the reality of running the world. Trump represents that as “trypophobia” both visceral disgust and intrigue. Northern charm fetishizes THAT denial with oblivious contrarianism. Why? The guilt of occupying land means extinction is self-serving. (i.e., white people)
Let them face it, cornering white people with this revelation. Their hyperextended empathy is the result of people projecting their unresolved guilt outward, hoping to see others falter so they don’t have to confront their own flaws. It’s like the public spectacle of waiting for someone else to crack becomes a coping strategy for avoiding self-reflection. Trump will not crack because the trap he avoids are “fairytale” rebellions being compared to Pearl Harbour and 911. Despicable. President Trump cut through the denial surgically.
Imagine Trump said this:
>and scene<
“You loathe me. I accept that. You are oblivious to the realities of running a country. Full stop. Coming from me your response on cue WILL attack THAT notion; rather than introspect on what one can control beyond voting? Like assassination. Voters are never held accountable. WE have all the data. You should see what we know about you. I would get off your high horse. I persist because your intrigue is soothed through compulsory rage, and it fuels me to prove you wrong serving MY constituents giving the minority some charity. I galvanize my slim majority to hold accountable nations that objectively leech our will to dominate resources. I sleep like baby because my day to day is YOUR nightmare. It’s an involuntary reaction. I can’t control it. That’s WHY I’m president. Why? Data. For what? Running the globe is beyond what OUR schools teaches. America is elite. I stand for that. I’m not perfect, but I am elite, because you voted for me. WTF do you want me to do besides die? You tried that already. Twice. Let the frustration eat at your conscience, as my policy restores our lives. I’m sorry if you hate me. When you retaliate with criticism, you either cleaned or sacrificed your conscience. It’s on you to be ok with that. Less than 4 years to compete with China. Biden has caused so much PTSD in our military. Look at the military in Canada. They have tampons in the men’s washrooms. America should bootcamp every Canadian who re-elected Justin Trudeau are hereby denied access to the purchasing power of our USD. The Emergencies Acts was an objective act of tyranny. Trudeau made tyranny his testimony. I’ll only deal with Pierre. Pierre, come down to Mara Lago, we got a lot of work to do. You’ll get used to the hate. Victims ...have nothing better to do. Capiche? They don’t own me, like they own you.”
>And scene<
I have a Northern charm. I’m transparent with my harm. Look at my smarm. >SMARM<
By John Ralph Tuccitto
Politics, Culture & Economics are factors that unite bonds under the banner of what’s occurring as I take you seriously. There’s winners and losers. Deals are a subjective front because one’s wants are confused for needs. Why? Needs are poisoned by delusions and conspiracies robbing political, cultural & economic enemies their sanity with constant wants (i.e., involuntary consumption). Living within means discards “wants.” What-do-we- want? COMRADERY. When-do-we-want-it? When it’s too late. What makes sense secures needs with comradery. Canada and America are on the same team, but it’s been an “exhibition” of tariff conflicts. Material is measured through “will” and “resources.” America’s will...is to dominate. Canada’s will is to bite the hand that wipes their ass. Why? Canadians (like California) resent the reality of running the world. Trump represents that as “trypophobia” both visceral disgust and intrigue. Northern charm fetishizes THAT denial with oblivious contrarianism. Why? The guilt of occupying land means extinction is self-serving. (i.e., white people)
Let them face it, cornering white people with this revelation. Their hyperextended empathy is the result of people projecting their unresolved guilt outward, hoping to see others falter so they don’t have to confront their own flaws. It’s like the public spectacle of waiting for someone else to crack becomes a coping strategy for avoiding self-reflection. Trump will not crack because the trap he avoids are “fairytale” rebellions being compared to Pearl Harbour and 911. Despicable. President Trump cut through the denial surgically.
Imagine Trump said this:
>and scene<
“You loathe me. I accept that. You are oblivious to the realities of running a country. Full stop. Coming from me your response on cue WILL attack THAT notion; rather than introspect on what one can control beyond voting? Like assassination. Voters are never held accountable. WE have all the data. You should see what we know about you. I would get off your high horse. I persist because your intrigue is soothed through compulsory rage, and it fuels me to prove you wrong serving MY constituents giving the minority some charity. I galvanize my slim majority to hold accountable nations that objectively leech our will to dominate resources. I sleep like baby because my day to day is YOUR nightmare. It’s an involuntary reaction. I can’t control it. That’s WHY I’m president. Why? Data. For what? Running the globe is beyond what OUR schools teaches. America is elite. I stand for that. I’m not perfect, but I am elite, because you voted for me. WTF do you want me to do besides die? You tried that already. Twice. Let the frustration eat at your conscience, as my policy restores our lives. I’m sorry if you hate me. When you retaliate with criticism, you either cleaned or sacrificed your conscience. It’s on you to be ok with that. Less than 4 years to compete with China. Biden has caused so much PTSD in our military. Look at the military in Canada. They have tampons in the men’s washrooms. America should bootcamp every Canadian who re-elected Justin Trudeau are hereby denied access to the purchasing power of our USD. The Emergencies Acts was an objective act of tyranny. Trudeau made tyranny his testimony. I’ll only deal with Pierre. Pierre, come down to Mara Lago, we got a lot of work to do. You’ll get used to the hate. Victims ...have nothing better to do. Capiche? They don’t own me, like they own you.”
>And scene<
I have a Northern charm. I’m transparent with my harm. Look at my smarm. >SMARM<
6. The Art of Doubt (2min 22sec)
The Art of Doubt
By John Ralph Tuccitto
Head over to my Patreon. I just released a movie review requested by my new subscriber named “galusca Alex. I think that means bold or daring. Hope to see you comment soon.
>start music<>and scene<
We take growth for granted by appreciating nothing. We grow sick? We grow WHEN we’re sick. We grow hungry? We grow WHEN we HUNGER. We grow as we fade, but why should that dampen our lives? Nothing is only a mystery to those who prioritize it. God prioritizes nothing and that mystery fashions OUR ART to doubt HIS presence WITH material proof. I’m not a humanist. I have an ill humour. I don’t apologize for something you can ignore. I’m not an evangelist, but I hope my musings only damn the fallen. I’ll not be accountable for the “will” of believers. What do I believe? Isolation is the crisis of hindsight. I teach that to my children. It’s a paradox we preach to warn the will of believers. What do we believe? Proof. Is proof...kind? Hence the hesitation to acknowledge SELF cherry-picking narratives from WITHIN proof. The prism of proof draws outside the lines to attract liars. Can’t spell believe without “LIE.” The ceaseless fog of migrant doubt barely triggers hesitation. No joy to be had beyond the lies that lay within proofs that ARE kind. Kind proofs are professional lies en mass greasing the locomotion of man. Poof!!! Extinction is self-serving vehicle for parasites.
>pause music<
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Fuck off.
By John Ralph Tuccitto
Head over to my Patreon. I just released a movie review requested by my new subscriber named “galusca Alex. I think that means bold or daring. Hope to see you comment soon.
>start music<>and scene<
We take growth for granted by appreciating nothing. We grow sick? We grow WHEN we’re sick. We grow hungry? We grow WHEN we HUNGER. We grow as we fade, but why should that dampen our lives? Nothing is only a mystery to those who prioritize it. God prioritizes nothing and that mystery fashions OUR ART to doubt HIS presence WITH material proof. I’m not a humanist. I have an ill humour. I don’t apologize for something you can ignore. I’m not an evangelist, but I hope my musings only damn the fallen. I’ll not be accountable for the “will” of believers. What do I believe? Isolation is the crisis of hindsight. I teach that to my children. It’s a paradox we preach to warn the will of believers. What do we believe? Proof. Is proof...kind? Hence the hesitation to acknowledge SELF cherry-picking narratives from WITHIN proof. The prism of proof draws outside the lines to attract liars. Can’t spell believe without “LIE.” The ceaseless fog of migrant doubt barely triggers hesitation. No joy to be had beyond the lies that lay within proofs that ARE kind. Kind proofs are professional lies en mass greasing the locomotion of man. Poof!!! Extinction is self-serving vehicle for parasites.
>pause music<
Like, comment, and subscribe.
>thumb placement< | >pause<
Fuck off.
"Live with yourself...that makes us even." John Ralph Tuccitto (Feb 2025)
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